The secret one when you play the record backwards
Dinner at the table
Fields hemmed and hewn,
The feast is freshly prepared
The children sit gleefully
Silently waiting and unaware
But mothers silent weeps
For what the father quietly keeps
Will ruin a perfectly good evening
And four become one, for the devilish fun
That leaves the family fat and feeble
Same story, different spin, the God addition
A GAME GUIDE
Jizz out sand children
Provide said offspring with limited rudiments
Then tempt with a basic binary decision
Punish on first error
Send children into the corner for arbitrary amount of time
The additional tribulation of pain and childbirth an obscure add on
Punish again with over the top bathing
Then, after the children's children of your children's children dick around in the desert
Have them complete as series of inane and arbitrary tasks
This will summon your actual child, for the purpose of dying
You are also said child
Merge with the wind, exsanguinate yourself into wine, and become bread
Obviously by getting nailed to a tree, its all part of the plan
Everybody's cool now
High five the loser, show em your pecks, and demonstrate levitation
Come back in 10,000 years maybe
Help wanted
How can you be helped?
Conditioned responses pose surface level inquiries to obvious answers
Each hand extended a prescription or pamphlet
The unholy gospel of dollar and diatribe
Praise thy holy name, I dare not spend thee in vane
Play time schedule
Go outside and fetch a stick
Become the equivalent of a human dog
The time spent boring, participation mandatory
Not particularly enjoyable, engagement self explanatory
Or become god and massacre your friends with infinite lives
Puberty Problems
Attempt to fuck
Fuck it up awkwardly
Attempt to engage socially
Fuck it up awkwardly
Attempt to look in the general direction of a peer
Fuck it up awkwardly
Attempt to think about engaging with a peer
Fuck it up awkwardly
Give up and stare at your phone
Engage with peer electronically
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